WHAT THE HELL

Kevin Brennan Writes About What It's Like

Sometimes I write humorous verse…

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Lines Written After A Boffo Pot of Chili

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.

Beans, beans, the life of the party,
No matter your age, you’ll always be farty.

Beans, beans, they’re good ammunition,
The odor they make is like nuclear fission.

Beans, beans, the magical pellet,
Once they’re inside you, the rest of us smell it.

5 comments on “Sometimes I write humorous verse…

  1. John W. Howell
    August 1, 2013

    You did make me laugh.

  2. kvetchingforkicks
    August 1, 2013

    Beans beans they’re good for your heart
    The more you eat the more you fart

    • Kevin Brennan
      August 1, 2013

      Come on… You can do better than that!

      Beans beans, they’re good for your head.
      Smells like you ate something that’s dead.

      Top that!

  3. 1WriteWay
    August 2, 2013

    All I can say is: Blazing Saddles.

  4. Kevin Brennan
    August 2, 2013

    Disturbing, no?

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