WHAT THE HELL

Kevin Brennan Writes About What It's Like

Sometimes I write humorous verse…

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Another on the theme of aging. I passed this mark some time ago, but for those of you born in ’63:

On Turning Fifty

At first you don’t suspect a thing
But then your ears begin to ring,
And then you get progressive lenses
(Or, if a lady, you stop your menses).
Digestion — less reliable,
Your skin — notably less pliable,
Memories once clear grow foggy,
Each night by ten o’clock you’re groggy.
Don’t get me started on libido,
I’ve had to nickname mine Placido.
Alas, my cockles ain’t alive alive-o,
I’ve slammed right into the big 5-0.

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7 comments on “Sometimes I write humorous verse…

  1. cleopatralovesbooks
    September 26, 2013

    Love it!

  2. Kev
    September 26, 2013

    Born in 63! :0

  3. Dave
    September 27, 2013

    Funny … I guess. I’m a few years ahead of you 🙂

    • Kevin Brennan
      September 27, 2013

      Nothing funny about it… 😉

      • Dave
        September 27, 2013

        Guess I can’t complain too much … still holding up pretty well so far.

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