WHAT THE HELL

Kevin Brennan Writes About What It's Like

Sometimes I write humorous verse

 

Celebrity “Friends”

Who shall be my manly hero —
Mr. Mel Gibson or Bob DeNiro?

Who shall be my main man —
Jacko, or that guy from Rainman?

Who shall I as a model use —
Mickey Dolenz or Tom Cruise?

Who’m I to one day marry —
Cate Blanchett or Halle Berry?

And what’s become of Matthew Perry?
What’s become of Matthew Perry?

If I’m on a bus or plane —
Can I sit by Shania Twain?

Who can I take on my kayak —
Heidi Klum or Salma Hayek?

When it’s time to play some tennis —
Kournikova or Hopper, Dennis?

Still and all — where’s Matthew Perry?
What’s become of Matthew Perry?

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7 comments on “Sometimes I write humorous verse

  1. John W. Howell
    April 9, 2014

    Out loud I did laugh

  2. ericjbaker
    April 9, 2014

    Don’t bring Dennis Hopper! If you get pulled over, there will be problems.

    • Kevin Brennan
      April 9, 2014

      The only other rhyme I could think of was Jose Jimenez, but I didn’t think it quite worked. But I agree with you.

  3. 1WriteWay
    April 11, 2014

    Micky Dolenz over Tom Cruise any day …

    • Kevin Brennan
      April 11, 2014

      You and Sue are always on the same wavelength!

      • 1WriteWay
        April 12, 2014

        Psychic or twins separated at birth 🙂

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