Philosopher Gasbags
Scholars often cite that old Greek, Aristotle.
But do they know his penchant for the bottle?
Some will blather on about Herr Hegel,
But he was never seen without a bagel.
And what about the guy who’s known as Nietzche?
I have always thought that he was peachy
(Unless you like to say his name as Neech-a,
But that depends on how your teachers teach ya.)
The worst of all, though, was the Frenchman, Sartre.
In close quarters, phew!, he never failed to fart.
Thanks. I’ll never be able to unread your closing line.
It’s easier to just embrace it.
Humorous is an understatement. This was very very funny.
Thx, J-man. And it’s funny because it’s true!
Of course Sarte would tell you that you have the freedom to enjoy his farts…
And he mine… 😜
Ha!
Whatever you do, don’t give up writing humorous fiction …
I’ll try… 😁