Sometimes I write humorous verse…

Philosopher Gasbags

Scholars often cite that old Greek, Aristotle.
But do they know his penchant for the bottle?

Some will blather on about Herr Hegel,
But he was never seen without a bagel.

And what about the guy who’s known as Nietzche?
I have always thought that he was peachy

(Unless you like to say his name as Neech-a,
But that depends on how your teachers teach ya.)

The worst of all, though, was the Frenchman, Sartre.
In close quarters, phew!, he never failed to fart.

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