Feelin’ lazy? Try a plot generator
I couldn’t be bothered to come up with a new book idea, so I sought out this handy dandy plot generator and nailed myself a blockbuster:
A Contemporary Novel by Fizz St. John
34-year-old Squint Sphincter lives a rudderless life with his honorable friend, Anna Pest, in Tibet. However, the dental floss farmer’s life is turned upside down when he goes to a cheese festival in Cleveland where there are vile dog catchers that like to insult each other. Tidy, well-groomed Squint is shocked by this revelation and does not want dog catchers to insult each other anymore. Certain that he’s doing the right thing, he goes home and gets himself some hubcaps and feral cats, then returns to Cleveland. However, Squint finds himself troubled by his rudderless ideals and becomes overwhelmed with moral questions. Will his conscience allow him to do whatever is needed to stop the vile dog catchers?
They even come up with an amorphous cover image for you. What more can a lazy writer ask?