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Feelin’ lazy? Try a plot generator

coverImage I couldn’t be bothered to come up with a new book idea, so I sought out this handy dandy plot generator and nailed myself a blockbuster:

Squint Sphincter

A Contemporary Novel by Fizz St. John

34-year-old Squint Sphincter lives a rudderless life with his honorable friend, Anna Pest, in Tibet. However, the dental floss farmer’s life is turned upside down when he goes to a cheese festival in Cleveland where there are vile dog catchers that like to insult each other. Tidy, well-groomed Squint is shocked by this revelation and does not want dog catchers to insult each other anymore. Certain that he’s doing the right thing, he goes home and gets himself some hubcaps and feral cats, then returns to Cleveland. However, Squint finds himself troubled by his rudderless ideals and becomes overwhelmed with moral questions. Will his conscience allow him to do whatever is needed to stop the vile dog catchers?

They even come up with an amorphous cover image for you. What more can a lazy writer ask?

14 comments on “Feelin’ lazy? Try a plot generator

  1. islandeditions
    December 9, 2014

    I notice you were so lazy you didn’t even put your own name on the cover … πŸ˜‰

  2. John W. Howell
    December 9, 2014

    You forgot the ‘buy’ link

    • Kevin Brennan
      December 9, 2014

      I’m afraid I wouldn’t be able to GIVE it away!😜

  3. tpolen
    December 9, 2014

    Will there be a movie?

  4. sknicholls
    December 9, 2014

    Maybe will work for writing that elusive book blurb.

  5. kingmidget
    December 9, 2014

    You can grow dental floss???

  6. 1WriteWay
    December 11, 2014

    Methinks you’re spending too much time in front of the computer … time to go hiking!

    • Kevin Brennan
      December 11, 2014

      If it ever stops raining, I will!

      • 1WriteWay
        December 11, 2014

        Oh, that’s right. Okay, then, try and stay dry πŸ˜‰

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