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Donald D*ck

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I have a sneaky feeling that I’m going to have to dedicate Fridays on the blog to ridiculous things that Donald Trump says between now and the election. That’s only thirteen more Fridays after today, and we all know that he’s said many more ridiculous things than that.

If your head is screwed on right, please take these thirteen weeks to reason with the Trump supporters in your life. If you are a Trump supporter, I hope they come up with a cure before November 8th. I’m so sorry about your condition.

Out of the mouth of the Donald:

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.” 

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14 comments on “Donald D*ck

  1. Woebegone but Hopeful
    August 5, 2016

    Y’see the first two are the reasons why I just don’t get on in the world….

    • Kevin Brennan
      August 5, 2016

      Sometimes I think it’s best not to get on in the world. Safer, by and large.

  2. 1WriteWay
    August 5, 2016

    Well, my oldest sister thinks he’s great. She’s in her early 70s, fixed income, dependent on the kindness of strangers, alcoholic with myriad health problems, spends her days watching TV: That’s The Donald’s demographic. I’m just hoping she doesn’t actually vote. We don’t talk about it because our relationship is tenuous enough as it is 😉

    • Kevin Brennan
      August 5, 2016

      Scary when people close to us have been taken in. It’s like invasion of the body snatchers!

      • 1WriteWay
        August 5, 2016

        Yeah, even my mom is freaked out about it 😉

  3. pinklightsabre
    August 5, 2016

    Prophetic! Sage like! A beautiful piece of ass, like a well-cooked steak. Bad diction, bad writing, bad all around. Let it rest under foil for 10 minutes, top with a dab of butter, serve.

    • Kevin Brennan
      August 5, 2016

      Ha! Excellent. Maybe he meant some kind of donkey steak …

  4. John W. Howell
    August 5, 2016

    LOL. The sadness here is Hillary is not a very palatable alternative. We could say in justification, “at least she’s not as bad as Trump,” but we would be just kidding ourselves.

    • Kevin Brennan
      August 5, 2016

      Don’t you do it, John. Don’t you dare vote for that toupeed orangutan! 😡

  5. Audrey Driscoll
    August 5, 2016

    Man, am I ever glad to be Canadian!

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