Be a-maized by this corn mask

Looking for just the right phony head to wear to a Halloween party? Or, like me, do you just prefer to terrify the trick-or-treaters as you answer the door?

I don’t think you can do much better than this hideous homicidal corn man. And he can be yours for only $14.99.

If you prefer genital masks (perfect for this political season!) or dressing up as any of a million Disney characters (equally terrifying), there are plenty more options at Amazon.

I really don’t care for Halloween …

13 comments on “Be a-maized by this corn mask”

Luanne
October 25, 2016

Oh man . . .

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- Kevin Brennan
  October 25, 2016
  
  Disturbing, ain’t it?
  
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  - Luanne
    October 25, 2016
    
    So disturbing.
John W. Howell
October 25, 2016

Many levels of disturbing. BTW I mistook genial masks for…well never mind.

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- Kevin Brennan
  October 25, 2016
  
  You read it right, John. I recommend you not click on the link!
  
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  - John W. Howell
    October 25, 2016
    
    Oh. *flips coin* Okay.
pinklightsabre
October 25, 2016

That’s kind of right up my alley. And probably good with accessories, for mixing things up a bit in the sack!

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- Kevin Brennan
  October 25, 2016
  
  So David Lynchian …
  
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pinklightsabre
October 25, 2016

I actually just ordered one. It was that charred, brown patch toward the tip that tipped the scale for me.

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- Kevin Brennan
  October 25, 2016
  
  You got one? Let us know how awesome it is when it arrives. Pics? Yes, pics please!
  
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  - pinklightsabre
    October 25, 2016
    
    I’m dark like that. More on that another time, probably save it for in person.
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