Looking for just the right phony head to wear to a Halloween party? Or, like me, do you just prefer to terrify the trick-or-treaters as you answer the door?
I don’t think you can do much better than this hideous homicidal corn man. And he can be yours for only $14.99.
If you prefer genital masks (perfect for this political season!) or dressing up as any of a million Disney characters (equally terrifying), there are plenty more options at Amazon.
I really don’t care for Halloween …
Oh man . . .
Disturbing, ain’t it?
So disturbing.
Many levels of disturbing. BTW I mistook genial masks for…well never mind.
You read it right, John. I recommend you not click on the link!
Oh. *flips coin* Okay.
That’s kind of right up my alley. And probably good with accessories, for mixing things up a bit in the sack!
So David Lynchian …
I actually just ordered one. It was that charred, brown patch toward the tip that tipped the scale for me.
You got one? Let us know how awesome it is when it arrives. Pics? Yes, pics please!
I’m dark like that. More on that another time, probably save it for in person.
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