Be a-maized by this corn mask

Looking for just the right phony head to wear to a Halloween party? Or, like me, do you just prefer to terrify the trick-or-treaters as you answer the door?

I don’t think you can do much better than this hideous homicidal corn man. And he can be yours for only $14.99.

If you prefer genital masks (perfect for this political season!) or dressing up as any of a million Disney characters (equally terrifying), there are plenty more options at Amazon.

I really don’t care for Halloween …