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Be a-maized by this corn mask


Looking for just the right phony head to wear to a Halloween party? Or, like me, do you just prefer to terrify the trick-or-treaters as you answer the door?

I don’t think you can do much better than this hideous homicidal corn man. And he can be yours for only $14.99.

If you prefer genital masks (perfect for this political season!) or dressing up as any of a million Disney characters (equally terrifying), there are plenty more options at Amazon.

I really don’t care for Halloween …



13 comments on “Be a-maized by this corn mask

  1. Luanne
    October 25, 2016

    Oh man . . .

  2. John W. Howell
    October 25, 2016

    Many levels of disturbing. BTW I mistook genial masks for…well never mind.

  3. pinklightsabre
    October 25, 2016

    That’s kind of right up my alley. And probably good with accessories, for mixing things up a bit in the sack!

  4. pinklightsabre
    October 25, 2016

    I actually just ordered one. It was that charred, brown patch toward the tip that tipped the scale for me.

    • Kevin Brennan
      October 25, 2016

      You got one? Let us know how awesome it is when it arrives. Pics? Yes, pics please!

      • pinklightsabre
        October 25, 2016

        I’m dark like that. More on that another time, probably save it for in person.

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