Hearsay
Another thing about reviewing your youthful journals is that you come to realize that you’ve forgotten half your life. Experiences that you’d think would have stuck with you were jettisoned … Continue reading
Farts unknown
As the inauguration approaches, and I try to stifle a nauseous gag, I need to express a little frustration with something Anthony Bourdain said recently. It was on New Year’s … Continue reading
Something wicked this way comes …
There’s a website that will find anybody you want to find, but, unlike most of the ones that do that, this one doesn’t make you pay for the information. It’s … Continue reading
Resolution solutions
Putting on my life coach’s hat again, I feel like the beginning of the year is a good time to dispense a little advice to aspiring writers. These points … Continue reading
Sound thinking from a younger self
My foray into old journals recently prompted me to look into more recent notes to reassure myself that I’m not really an 18th century fop deep down. Luckily, I ran … Continue reading
Tricks are for kids
Watch as this fellow attempts the impossible — to fit a square piece of wood into a rectangular pouch that’s obviously too small for it. And remember that when something … Continue reading
Consider the source
One guy from my high school claimed to have been abducted outside the department store where we both worked and forced to drive his abductor a hundred and seventy miles … Continue reading
Just 12 more hours to save on Fascination ⏰
A quick reminder that Fascination is still on sale for 99 cents. The discount ends at 11 PST. The best ranking I saw yesterday was #26 in the American Humor and … Continue reading
Faceblecch
Now that I see that Mark Zuckerberg is no longer an atheist, I’m doubling down on my own unbelief. Anything to mess with the man who brought us Facebook. I … Continue reading
Difficult tasks made easy
It’s got to be a metaphor … Anyway, enjoy the trance, and don’t forget: Fascination is on Ereader News Today today for 99 cents. You can buy through their link, … Continue reading
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