Kevin Brennan Writes About What It's Like
The more frustrated he gets, the more cuckoo things he does. Here’s what Tiny Hands has done just since February 15th:
・Communicated with Russian intelligence (via aides) during the 2016 campaign, come to find out.
・Lashed out at intelligence agencies (“NSA & FBI?”) on Twitter for leaking information to the media about the Russian scandal.
・Threw the two-state solution under the bus in a press conference with Netanyahu.
・Called exclusively on obscure conservative media outlets at three consecutive press conferences.
・Appointed private equity billionaire, Stephen A. Feinberg, to review U.S. intelligence agencies. Feinberg is tied to Steve Bannon and Jered Kushner, so.
・Held an effing cray press conference in which he seemed to have lost touch with the rilz.
・Misrepresented, again, the magnitude of his electoral college victory, saying it was the biggest since Ronald Reagan’s. No. George H. W. Bush and Barack Obama had larger victories.
・Persisted in calling the mainstream media “fake news,” largely because they report his madcap activities in real time, which he doesn’t care for because it makes him look bad.
・Also called major news networks such as CNN, NBC, and “the failing New York Times” an “enemy of the American people.” Why’d he leave out the Washington Post, I wonder?
・Spent his third weekend since inauguration at Mar-a-Lago at a cost to U.S. taxpayers of $3 million each. Secret Service and other presidential perks don’t come cheap.
・Implied that there had been a terrorist attack in Sweden. Sweden was surprised to hear it, because there hadn’t been.
・Basically phoned in some lame comments on how awful antisemitism is, following an increase in attacks against Jews since his inauguration.
・Codified policy that will result in the deportation of millions of immigrants, including some who, “I assume, are good people.”