Deaths you might not have heard about

Abe Vigoda — dead

Boutros Boutros-Ghali — dead

Tupac Shakur’s mom — dead

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. — dead

Ironic references to irony — dead

Donald Trump’s ability to laugh — dead

Shia LaBeouf’s career after Man Down — dead

The feeling that “everything’s gonna be all right” — dead

Any chance that the new Woody Allen film will be satisfying — dead

Most endangered species — dead

Childish sense of wonder — dead

Affordable living in San Francisco — dead

Elon Musk’s credibility the more he talks about Mars — dead

Decency — dead

Rationality — dead

Shame — dead

LOL — dead

LMFAO — dead

Liberalism — dead (as of the moment when Hillary Clinton was labeled “progressive”)

God — actually not dead, but voluntarily off the grid until 2020