Abe Vigoda — dead
Boutros Boutros-Ghali — dead
Tupac Shakur’s mom — dead
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. — dead
Ironic references to irony — dead
Donald Trump’s ability to laugh — dead
Shia LaBeouf’s career after Man Down — dead
The feeling that “everything’s gonna be all right” — dead
Any chance that the new Woody Allen film will be satisfying — dead
Most endangered species — dead
Childish sense of wonder — dead
Affordable living in San Francisco — dead
Elon Musk’s credibility the more he talks about Mars — dead
Decency — dead
Rationality — dead
Shame — dead
LOL — dead
LMFAO — dead
Liberalism — dead (as of the moment when Hillary Clinton was labeled “progressive”)
God — actually not dead, but voluntarily off the grid until 2020
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Very clever.
And 100% true too! 😉
Yeah, there’s something about Elon Musk, isn’t there?
Mos def. Eccentric ain’t quite the word.