WHAT THE HELL

Kevin Brennan Writes About What It's Like

Saving faith

Another reason I’m an atheist is that I tried my hand at proselytizing Catholicism at an early age and failed miserably. I guess a product is only as good as … Continue reading

May 19, 2017 · 4 Comments

Casting

Once I was out fishing with my dad, somewhere in the vicinity of Feather Falls, California, up in the foothills outside near-doomed Oroville. He lived near there and said he … Continue reading

May 17, 2017 · 11 Comments

Do not be alarmed by my colorful underpants…

I mean you no harm. My colorful underpants are not meant to speak to you. They are a self-affirmation I practice to ensure my own dynamism, which isn’t necessarily apparent … Continue reading

May 15, 2017 · 13 Comments

Another short imagined monologue rejected by McSweeney’s

The Only Uber Driver in Mayberry Because, you see, I am from Estonia and I pick up my ‘07 Hyundai Entourage for a laul. I am entrepreneur, so, yes, I … Continue reading

May 10, 2017 · 3 Comments

One down, eight to go …

We were a little worried yesterday morning, when Phoebe wasn’t at the door as usual. Right on the heels of Max’s disappearance, it would have been too much to lose … Continue reading

May 9, 2017 · 9 Comments

First do no harm — oops!

Well they went ahead and did it, didn’t they. Repealed the Affordable Care Act. Oh, I know — just passing the House doesn’t mean anything, really. The abominable AHCA (which … Continue reading

May 8, 2017 · 5 Comments

Won’t be coming home

Not long after we moved here, our neighbor’s cats came over to introduce themselves. They were siblings — Max, the big black tuxedo jumbo boy, and Phoebe, the tricolor skittish … Continue reading

May 7, 2017 · 14 Comments