Camo is the new black

Here’s the perfect winter wear for your favorite gun nut. The adult camo onesie. It has a generous fit so you don’t have to “worry about your adult onesie cutting off circulation to any important regions.” That’s good.

The camo phenomenon has been around for quite a while, but I didn’t know how bad it had gotten till I wandered into a Wal-Mart last Christmastime. There I found a plethora of camo, everything from rugs and curtains to baby clothes. Later that same day I went to a sporting goods store and found a camo La-Z-Boy recliner on display.

Here’s a page full of festive camo Christmas decorations.

As for the onesie, I’m a little unclear on the concept. If you’re chillin’ in your own living room watching Duck Dynasty or something on the 70 inch, you’re not really blending in. Unless you have the camo La-Z-Boy recliner, I guess. Or maybe you sleep in the woods.

All I know is, if you’re that into camo you have more lifestyle options than seems reasonable to me.

And on that note, Happy Thanksgiving!