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Camo is the new black

Here’s the perfect winter wear for your favorite gun nut. The adult camo onesie. It has a generous fit so you don’t have to “worry about your adult onesie cutting off circulation to any important regions.” That’s good.

The camo phenomenon has been around for quite a while, but I didn’t know how bad it had gotten till I wandered into a Wal-Mart last Christmastime. There I found a plethora of camo, everything from rugs and curtains to baby clothes. Later that same day I went to a sporting goods store and found a camo La-Z-Boy recliner on display.

Here’s a page full of festive camo Christmas decorations.

As for the onesie, I’m a little unclear on the concept. If you’re chillin’ in your own living room watching Duck Dynasty or something on the 70 inch, you’re not really blending in. Unless you have the camo La-Z-Boy recliner, I guess. Or maybe you sleep in the woods.

All I know is, if you’re that into camo you have more lifestyle options than seems reasonable to me.

And on that note, Happy Thanksgiving!

10 comments on “Camo is the new black

  1. Phillip McCollum
    November 22, 2017

    I’m now inspired to turn the entire inside of our house to look just like the great outdoors so I can hide from my wife when I’m in trouble. 🙂

  2. Woebegone but Hopeful
    November 22, 2017

    You never know when those socialists will strike and you need to flee into the woods.
    However a Daffy Duck outfit would lend more dignity to the whole business.

    • Kevin Brennan
      November 22, 2017

      I like the way you think, sir.

      • Woebegone but Hopeful
        November 22, 2017

        Apart from the guns and conspiracy theory tinfoilers become millionaires we’re kind of used to this sort of stuff, only it’s done with Union Jack flags

  3. Yahooey
    November 22, 2017

    What’s with the rise of adult onesies? I saw a one advertised in a hockey team’s colours. Are these macho themes supposed to make them more acceptable?

    (A personal record: Two rhetorical questions in three sentences.)

    • Kevin Brennan
      November 22, 2017

      I’m personally disturbed by the whole phenomenon, but especially the “drop seat back that allows the user to use the restroom without having to remove the entire onesie.”

      What could go wrong?

  4. Ilona Elliott
    November 22, 2017

    I’ll bet you a hundred dollars there are camo condoms out there somewhere.

    • Kevin Brennan
      November 22, 2017

      Eeeewwwww! You just blew my mind. 😐

      • Ilona Elliott
        November 22, 2017

        Getting back at you for the monkey/cat videos.

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