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What’s in a name, Facebook?

Well, McSweeney’s said no to these, but you, my lucky What The Hell readers, are the beneficiaries of their negligence.

 

New Name Candidates for Facebook’s Rebranding

Reports say that Facebook will be rebranding and changing its name. Here are some possible new names we hope they’ll consider:

Face Blecchh

Farcebook

Falsebook

Buttface

Basefuck

Bullshit Social

Fascist Büch

Fake Noose

Daily Drivel

Alternative Factsbook

Propagander

Zuckerblurb

Racebait

Shameface

Shitface

Facebake

Angstbook

S’over

Brainded

Fece Bunk

Fates Puke

Toxi-City

Voluntary Brainwashing Today

Worn Hub

Info Spores

White Space

Facehoods

Datamine Kampf

Flintskunk

Inside You

Private Info Mart

Truth Bazaar

Angst Barf

Rebranded Turd World

The End Times

6 comments on “What’s in a name, Facebook?

  1. Gary Trujillo
    October 27, 2021

    “Angst Barf” pretty much sums up the platform, but I have the brain of a child so for some reason “Buttface” appeals to me.

    • Kevin Brennan
      October 27, 2021

      I wish they’d go with that. But I think Propagander might be where their heart is.

  2. Marie A Bailey
    October 28, 2021

    And so Zuckerburg chose Meta. wtf. That is so underwhelming as a name, but I guess fairly close to what Zuckerburg wants which is to own and control everyone’s metadata.

    • Kevin Brennan
      October 29, 2021

      Sounds like that’s his plan. I think we have a new Dr. Evil!

  3. Adrienne Morris
    November 12, 2021

    This made me laugh. Thank you!

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