WHAT THE HELL

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Even more What The Hell gift ideas

Nose plugs. For the giftee who has everything, or wants everything, how about a nasal Noël this year? Say watt?! As the item description says, “This ‘nose’ will transform your … Continue reading

December 15, 2017 · 3 Comments

More What The Hell gift ideas

Seems like adults onesies are all the rage this year, and this work of art is sure to wow anyone you give it to. It’s Santa as he, most likely, … Continue reading

December 8, 2017 · 11 Comments

What The Hell gift ideas: it’s a special season

  I’ve been on the lookout for Christmas gifts that aptly capture the national mood, and this thing jumped out at me. The Original Doo Doo Head Mask. It resembles … Continue reading

December 1, 2017 · Leave a comment

Holiday advice from your What The Hell life coach

Here they come again. The holidays. Always difficult, but even more so now that I know that the Stove Top Stuffing Thanksgiving dinner pants have sold out. (True.) My wife … Continue reading

November 20, 2017 · 14 Comments

Another “Book review of nonexistent books”

As if his last novel hadn’t done enough damage, Braith Pindrop is back with a new book exploiting the nascent national fad of ferret racing. As far as this reviewer … Continue reading

November 16, 2017 · 14 Comments

Best couplet of the week …

“The ones you never notice are the ones you have to watch/ She’s pleasant and she’s friendly while she’s looking at your crotch.” I ran into this while listening again … Continue reading

October 16, 2017 · 3 Comments

Food-ease

As your What The Hell life coach, I’m always on the lookout for new ideas that will help make your life easier. One that’s just come onto my radar is … Continue reading

September 13, 2017 · 10 Comments

Hope it tastes better than it looks …

See, this is why organic products made out of natural ingredients suck. This toothpaste looks like baby poo! I was on the hunt for some toothpaste that didn’t have that … Continue reading

June 10, 2017 · 2 Comments

Vacation tips you can use

As your What The Hell life coach, I’d like to help you avoid problems this summer with your vacation plans. Many people bite off more than they can chew and … Continue reading

May 26, 2017 · 9 Comments

Another short imagined monologue rejected by McSweeney’s

The Only Uber Driver in Mayberry Because, you see, I am from Estonia and I pick up my ‘07 Hyundai Entourage for a laul. I am entrepreneur, so, yes, I … Continue reading

May 10, 2017 · 3 Comments